Leden 2012

A věřte mi, celou noc klidně spím

31. ledna 2012 v 22:53 Vtipy
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, had finally retired.

At her next checkup, her new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me to sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

"Yes dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks..... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."


30. ledna 2012 v 11:57 Aforismy
Zestárnout je nudné, ale je to jediný způsob, jak žít dlouho.

Kdo je větší blondýna?

29. ledna 2012 v 22:24 Vtipy
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.

Paddy replied, "We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, "Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length."